NEWS

APRIL 16, 2009
We're offering a special discount to all current Dunder Mifflin customers, and an extra special discount to any customer who currently uses Dwight Schrute as their sales representative. While the Michael Scott Paper Company cares about all of its customers, we're especially worried for those still attempting to get their paper needs met by the heartless and humorless Mr. Schrute. In a perfect world, everyone would get the best possible paper at the lowest possible prices from an employee that is actually concerned about his customers. Unfortunately, the world is filled with pig slaughtering beet farmers-who don't value loyalty and are only concerned with bottom lines and profit margins. So for those of you who have experienced the curt bedside manner of Dwight Schrute, a better, warmer, cheaper world of paper awaits you at the Michael Scott Paper Company.

APRIL 9, 2009
This is the first of the many Michael Scott Paper Company events to come, most of which will involve pancakes somehow. Join us!